what day is it and did you see me today?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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