You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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