I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize