Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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