he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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