when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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