Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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