One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
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I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
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