would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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