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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying

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• (607): View more from New York

  do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  apparently i was cut off before i even walked in

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila

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• (914): View more from New York

  We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.

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  Was who let the dogs out playing?

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  Ya. You started barking when it ended

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I guess I'm open to more types of dick now

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after

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