so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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