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(318): View more from Louisiana

That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch

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(318): That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch http://tfl.nu/faw2

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(714): View more from California

im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF

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(714): im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF http://tfl.nu/bxu6

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(619): View more from California

he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?

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(619): he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear? http://tfl.nu/9u5k

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(516): View more from New York

It was kind of weird

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What did your mom walk in?

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She flung her tampon across the room.

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(516): It was kind of weird (857): What did your mom walk in? (516): She flung her tampon across the room. http://tfl.nu/h6pq

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(607): View more from New York

I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.

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(607): I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better. http://tfl.nu/5tpe

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.

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(270): Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture. http://tfl.nu/x5k8

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(305): View more from Florida

he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink

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(305): he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink http://tfl.nu/w0ij

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(540): View more from Virginia

I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards

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(540): I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards http://tfl.nu/0mpw

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight

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(615): I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight http://tfl.nu/tvrj

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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.

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I was judging you.

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(365): As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over. (1-365): I was judging you. http://tfl.nu/3tin

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(909): View more from California

So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment

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(909): So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment http://tfl.nu/2pzw

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.

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(262): Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin. http://tfl.nu/5ywh

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(831): View more from California

Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.

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(831): Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword. http://tfl.nu/t35m

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(337): View more from Louisiana

It's still 8am.

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Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.

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(337): It's still 8am. (1-337): Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY. http://tfl.nu/s195

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(443): View more from Maryland

i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT

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(443): i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT http://tfl.nu/1m2q

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