Texts From Last Night

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  (410): View more from Maryland

  Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(

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  (410): Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :( http://tfl.nu/bf6a
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  (641): View more from Iowa

  I met the friendliest cop last night

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  (641): I met the friendliest cop last night http://tfl.nu/2xxe
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  (+49): View more from Germany

  i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.

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  (+49): i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve. http://tfl.nu/21ct
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  (504): View more from Louisiana

  insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.

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  (504): insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us. http://tfl.nu/mwl1
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  (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.

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  (440): I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat. http://tfl.nu/xoj4
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  (224): View more from Illinois

  he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number

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  (224): he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number http://tfl.nu/3iey
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  (440): View more from Ohio

  basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.

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  (440): basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out. http://tfl.nu/kbtu
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.

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  (703): they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them. http://tfl.nu/6kqz
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  (702): View more from Nevada

  you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes

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  (702): you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes http://tfl.nu/hymj
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  (714): View more from California

  Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.

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  (714): Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare. http://tfl.nu/8fck
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out

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  (703): Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out http://tfl.nu/tdl5
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  (734): View more from Michigan

  Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?

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  (734): Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night? http://tfl.nu/9xzb
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  (256): View more from Alabama

  So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.

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  (256): So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar. http://tfl.nu/pwn2
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  (209): View more from California

  you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet

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  (209): you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet http://tfl.nu/19zl
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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  (330): ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL. http://tfl.nu/f5ew
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