So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity