RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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