Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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