He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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