whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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