i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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