You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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