just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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