its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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