She's JV to your varsity
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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