this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
