I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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