Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
