no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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