Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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