party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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