if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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