she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?