singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.