Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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