I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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