So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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