Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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