Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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