Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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So vagazzling was a success
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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