OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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