So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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