i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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