she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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