i just wanna soil my oats bro
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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