fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.