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  I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.

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• (510): View more from California

  he said he didn't have a condom.

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  and you said?

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  that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife

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  Tearing families apart since 2011.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial

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