I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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