i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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