Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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