Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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