birth control should be required to get into college
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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