I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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