She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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