I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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