hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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