i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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