Kiss
Puke
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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