I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Randomize
