At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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